Thank you for purchasing my VIP fan experience.
We’re gonna have fun. I will take pictures with you, answer all your questions and throw in a bonus joke or two. There are a couple rules, but I think everything will be cool. Don’t be belligerent, drunk or high. At least not noticeably so. (If I can do it, so can you.)
If the show gets canceled we’ll make it up to you.
The main thing is that you must agree to allow me to use your photographed image and/or voice for future promotional purposes.
The attorneys have all kinds of crap they want to put in here, but fuck them. It’s comedy, for the love of God! Don’t be a dick and neither will I……It’s gonna be fun and thanks again!